I haven’t written anything since I talked to y’all about blowjobs, and for that I apologize. Like the rest of you I had finals and final papers and so many reasons to not write anything unless it was a part of my grade. I wrote a 10 page report on a Bible, friends. A goddamnmothafuckin Bible. Anyway, I had other things on my mind.
And now, in about an hour and a half, I’m leaving for the airport to fly to Vienna to see my homies. Now, here’s my question to you, would you be horribly offended if instead of choosing a topic to write about like masturbation or blowjobs or faghags or those guys that are seeking to infect themselves with AIDS because it’s a noble disease holy shit what the fuck are they thinking, would you guys mind horribly if for the next 3 weeks I just posted more of a diary of my whereabouts in Vienna? I promise, I’ll let you know about every Hungarian I meet and make out with and invite to a museum to look at pretty pictures of Klimt. Every last one.
In other words, what I’m trying to tell you is that I’m a lazy bastard, and if I’m going to write while I’m on vacation it’s going to have to be about things that I like writing about, like Hungarians. And schnitzel sandwiches. Seriously, if you haven’t had one, you are missing out friend.
Of course this means I’ll also be plaguing With Tongue with pictures and videos of the cute people I meet along the way. If there’s anything I’ve learned about Austria it’s that there are plenty of pretty people to visualize while having sex.
So, if it’s cool with you guys, that’s what I’m gonna do. But if you’re gonna just complain about how I’m turning into Anne Frank (bad hair and all) then I’d really rather wait to write ’til I get back.
Alright homies, hope you’re keeping it real and having a good start to your summer. See you in Wien.
Liam Reed: 1987 model, runs fairly well, few dents, starts in cold weather, no baggage, loves flea markets and canned soup. Send all hate mail, love mail, and sexual advances to withtongue@gmail.com
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Lou-diddy (Lou-diddy) says:
(Posted May 14th, 2009 at 1:46 pm)
Post away
The Ginger Ninja (The Ginger Ninja) says:
(Posted May 14th, 2009 at 5:28 pm)
DO IT! Since I’d never left the country before, I sincerely enjoyed those posts and YouTube vids of Vienna. You’re my connection to teh outside worldz!
Phil (Phil) says:
(Posted May 14th, 2009 at 5:37 pm)
Well, as long as you TAG ME whenever you post a hot Hungarian or Austrian. My love of non-American men is WELL documented.
Matt Mattingly (Matt Mattingly) says:
(Posted May 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm)
Cool with me, bro. Like the Ginger Ninja…I’ve never been outside of the country either, so I’ll be pretty eager to be updated on your escapades. But I want detailed write-ups on any fucking that takes place while in Vienna. And I mean details, Liam. Not “yeah here’s a guy’s picture and wow wasn’t he cute and yeah we screwed like drunken hedgehogs” but some real good narratives.
Can you grant me this small courtesy? 
Really though, I hope you have a great time and have great stuff to tell us, your adoring readers.
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Suleman Hussain (Suleman Hussain) says:
(Posted May 14th, 2009 at 1:09 pm)
Well… Although I would really love to see what being anne frank is like. I think I’ll keep my mouth shut, esp. if I make it into your blog somehow in the next three weeks.