There are several websites I like to check when I’m in need of something aesthetically beautiful. Dockera is among the my favorites, sporting a collection of photos that have to do with 1 of 3 things: beer, meat, or sex. The best ones have a combination of two or even all three. Another one is Ffffound!, which is a collection of found images that select users find interesting or beautiful and upload. And then of course there’s this random thread from a site called Yay Hooray, the thread being called “Best of Live Journal.” This is where I found a photograph that turned me on more than I would like to admit.
I haven’t really talked much about Furries. The reason for this is that Doin’ It Well did an article on the subject and at the moment I can’t find a link to it so you’ll have to search for that on your own, homes. Anyway, I didn’t want to rehash a topic that has already been covered quite well on the217 and the Buzz. But now I’m doing it anyway.
For those of you who aren’t aware of what a Furry is, a Furry is a subculture that has defined itself in so many ways that you can’t really have a single definition of Furry. You can try to give a few versions though, and one of these versions is that a Furry is a person who identifies with a particular animal/creature/mythical creature and likes to dress up like the said being whilst fucking. The costume allows the person to lower their inhibitions and better act out these animal urges and desires.
I want to fuck Pikachu. I’ve never had the desire to fuck a Furry before, but after seeing this guy my desire has definitely increased. The only thing I would change would be to give him a human mouth, because licking a plastic mouth doesn’t turn me on as much as one might assume. I know, weird right?
This got me talking to a few people about fetishes and one that immediately entered the conversation was the one where grown men dress up as babies and are sexually aroused by being taken care of by a woman or man acting as their parent. They go all out, from bottle or breastfeeding and shitting in their almost comically large diapers. I wish I could really get inside one of these ManBaby’s heads and see exactly how this turns them on.
When I think of fetishes, I’m always reminded of a fantastic woman named Lauren who I befriended in Germany. Lauren introduced me to a book titled The Best American Erotica: 2003. This book, which I highly recommend, includes a story about a guy who dresses as a pony and gets into the world of Ponyboys. Ponyboys use anal plugs that have horse tails on them, bite down on a bit, and become slaves to their masters. Whippings, racing, and fun times ensue.
The stories never end but I’m not going to spoil any of the endings, so go out and grab it if you have the chance. You’ll be surprised at what turns you on, or at the very least, you’ll be disgusted in what turns me on.
With these images popping up all over the place, whether it be in books or on websites or wherever, what I really want to know is where these fetishes actually exist. It’s really hard for me to imagine someone creating that Pikachu costume in one of the art rooms here on campus. I can definitely see a Ponyboy existing in one of the many farms, but why can’t they be mainstream?! It’s not that I want to stare and gawk at them, but I want to learn from them. Here they are leading a lifestyle that most Americans more than likely object to and they’re having a damn good time doing it. In the meantime I’m reading documents written by Martin Luther and eating Triscuits. Don’t get me wrong, Martin Luther is fucking hilarious. He calls his peers Hee-Haws. The man is a genius. I just wish that instead of reading documents written by this incredibly condescending man that every once in a while I got to hear about how shitting in a diaper turns someone on. Why isn’t there a Major in Sex here? Gender & Women’s Studies just doesn’t cut it.
Maybe I should move to California. They probably have that there, right? Those wild liberals.
I think I should probably stop writing articles while hanging out with friends. I’ve realized that the only reason I wrote any of this was because I wanted to show off how hot I find Pikachu. And he’s damn hot.
VIVA LA KINK!
Liam Reed: 1987 model, runs fairly well, few dents, starts in cold weather, no baggage, loves flea markets and canned soup. Send all hate mail, love mail, and sexual advances to withtongue@gmail.com
Comments
good sean (good sean) says:
(Posted March 10th, 2009 at 11:06 pm)
http://www.vegan-nutritionista.com/images/horseteeth.jpg
forgive me
Liamz (Liamz) says:
(Posted March 10th, 2009 at 11:35 pm)
Bad Sean,
No worries. As I was posting that picture I asked Derek if I looked too much like a horse. Clearly he lied to me. Meh. At least I’m not a Bad Sean.
Suleman Hussain (Suleman Hussain) says:
(Posted March 11th, 2009 at 2:48 am)
This is prolly one of the more fun articles I’ve read from you, It made me chuckle several times.
However, for the first time that I can really remember, I have to say that I’m not turned on by something you find both kinky and enticing. Having sex with a video game character isn’t too bad– I mean for halloween it would be fun to have a couple rounds with older Link (for all of you who had no childhood, that’s the hero from Zelda). But somehow I can’t see myself making a hobby out of it. Yet I agree that this sub-culture is interest. ALSO, the Porn Identity will still be here in may. We should go see it, perhaps it will help your thirst for a more academic approach to looking at sex.
Lyndiddy (Lyndiddy) says:
(Posted March 11th, 2009 at 9:35 am)
I feel like that Pikachu is cheating. Definitely not furry enough. Too much skin. If I wear bunny ears and a cotton tail to bed does that make me a furry? Hmmmmm. I agree though…I need some real lips…like maybe even a face too. I dunno. As long as the tail doesn’t get in the way. 
Prude (Prude) says:
(Posted March 11th, 2009 at 11:31 am)
Maybe being a furry is what i need to let go of some of my inhibitions…. But that just sounds too difficult. haha. I guess I will have to continue in my prudish ways
Phil (Phil) says:
(Posted March 11th, 2009 at 3:30 pm)
I once knew a couple that were furries. They were both really nice, good looking guys–both blessed men, if you know what I mean (8, 9 respectively). At CMU, when I cleaned out and reopened our LGBT student office after years of disuse, I found an old adult comic book for furries! It was really bizarre finding it there among the placards and posters from the ‘93 march on D.C.
Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m a live and let live guy, and I support anyone who isn’t hurting someone else (emotionally or physically… or financially) and being safe and responsible. I don’t see anything unsafe, harmful or irresponsible about furries. That said, Pikachu has a nice body, but he’d have to remove the tail and the mask before I’d be able to get it up. Especially the tail–how am I expected to do MY duty, if I can’t get at his booty?
The Shy Gay Guy (The Shy Gay Guy) says:
(Posted March 11th, 2009 at 5:37 pm)
The Fox show Bones did an episode that involved pony play. Season 3, episode 3: Death in the Saddle.
What you forgot to mention is that furries are about at the bottom of the internet pecking order. Lookup the Geek Hierarchy.
Addy (Addy) says:
(Posted April 5th, 2009 at 10:19 am)
Even at the quite sex-positive liberal arts college I work for, it seems that few courses cover sex (rather than sexuality or gender) in their curriculum. It’s a pretty rich content area though. The students here have sometimes pushed their disciplines out into that area of the implications of sex acts and fetishes, rather the more typical ethnographic work on deviant subcultures that crops up around sex workers and BDSMers. It’s a whole lot of work, but maybe you’ll take your own academic work out there–independent studies. Good opportunity to get credit for doing what you’d probably do anyway.
Oh, and yes, Pikachu man? VERY hot. I agree about the mouth. I could do without most of the head. Perhaps just some sort of headpiece to get the ears would have been enough, though I think the tail is cute., unlike another commenter.
CJ (CJ) says:
(Posted May 27th, 2009 at 8:49 pm)
CMU furries? eh, eh? I thought I was alone on that one…
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Louis (Louis) says:
(Posted March 10th, 2009 at 11:06 pm)
Hm. I kinda have a thing for centaurs. Would love to bottom for one… does that make me a furry? Or just profoundly gay?