Dear People Who Read This Blog Even Though I Haven’t Updated Since Finals,
I wrote you a Christmas poem. It is also my birthday today, so the fact that I am taking MY PRECIOUS TIME to write you this poem means I love you very much.
Christmas is a time for capitalism
Be thankful that we are buying each other Rock Band and not the last can of peas because the economic depression isn’t THAT depressed just yet
I don’t like peas anyway
But I do like Rock Band
Fuck
Why didn’t anyone buy me Rock Band
Instead I got lots of books and movies
They are all really cool
One is called Love by Sacher-Masoch
It will be hot
And old
But hot.
Hence the Mascoh(ism).
I hate poetry
I figure writing random stream-of-consciousness lines will resemble poetry.
Because poetry is gay.
Which is why I am writing it to you.
Merry Christmas. Bless your family with God and Jesus and Kwanzaa.
Love,
W.T.
Liam Reed: 1987 model, runs fairly well, few dents, starts in cold weather, no baggage, loves flea markets and canned soup. Send all hate mail, love mail, and sexual advances to withtongue@gmail.com
Comments
Spyro (Spyro) says:
(Posted December 27th, 2008 at 9:30 pm)
Happy (belated) Birthday, Liam. Just bkmk’d your blog. You have got revisit the whole in/out but definitely hung(up) fraternity gents topic. Do you still entertain comments on old blogs?
Liam Reed (Liam Reed) says:
(Posted December 29th, 2008 at 10:52 am)
Yeah, I definitely do. I really want to finish the Bros articles but I don’t have any of my notes up here in Chicago with me. School got crazy and it was easier to do stream-of-consciousness based more on opinion than articles with collected evidence. I’ll try my best when I get back down to school. In the meantime, though, I’m going to Canada. Peace homes
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Mike Consalvo (Mike Consalvo) says:
(Posted December 25th, 2008 at 11:45 pm)
My brother got Guitar Hero World Tour which I think has better songs then Rock Band. I suck at playing any instruments and can only sing though.