There’s been a lot of talk over here at the Molly House lately about rimming, that blessed act described in the Holy Bible as the eating of another person’s ass. The women of the house claim they would never look into performing such horrid acts. It’s one thing to put your mouth on a guy’s cock, but to go around the corner is simply sinful and disgusting. Anyone who dare suggest otherwise probably has a mouth full of intestinal bacteria and should be banished to a faraway island. The men of the house, however, disagree. Putting your tongue up a guy’s butt is just another way of saying “I love you.”
I’m supposed to be writing a paper about Minna von Barnhelm, the sweet story of a man who is afraid to be in a relationship because he simply can’t afford it. In 45 minutes I need to go to work at the cafe. This cafe is going to provide me with delicious caffeinated treats, so I feel taking a few minutes to discuss the finer points of rimming is well in order.
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For those of you who have never rimmed or been rimmed, I venture there are certain reasons for that. The first is more than likely that it involves your mouth near the place where another human being defecates. A great tool to rid yourself of this fear is to invest in what is known as a dental dam, which is basically a little rectangular square of latex that is actually there to prevent the transmission of STDs. But, for some, I am sure it will give a nice little barrier for those who are afraid of having their mouths on specific “backland” areas. Dental dams are able to be acquired for free at the Office on the third floor of the Union here at U of I.
There are other reasons people are afraid to rim. Heterosexual males who are afraid of being rimmed by their female partner probably fear that it emasculates them. If they receive joy from anal stimulation they must practically be gay, and therefore less of a man. This, of course, is by no means true. Personally I think if a guy is willing to get his ass licked by a woman he’s pretty high up there on the living dangerously zone.
When it comes to women having their asses rimmed, I have very little advice. In fact, I don’t even know if a woman can be as stimulated by a rimjob as a man can because I don’t know how their bodies work and none of the women I have asked have admitted to having partaken in such activities.
Go For The Rim!
Before I ever rimmed/was rimmed, I had a much greater fear, a fear that not many speak aloud simply because it involves the use of a word that is thought of as a child’s word. Yes, my friends, I was afraid of farting in my partner’s face. Could you imagine?! What if the person whose face you farted in wasn’t your future husband/wife, but a one-night stand who probably wouldn’t stick around long enough for you to explain that it was something that you ate at Qdoba (ew.) and that it would not be a recurring theme throughout the night.
This was my greatest fear, but somehow I was flipped over and god damn if it wasn’t an amazing feeling. Within mere minutes my fear had been forever eliminated and I was now willing to try some kinky ass shit, no pun intended.
One thing I am putting off til that someone special, though, is felching. Felching of course is the act of cumming into your partner’s ass or vagina and then licking the cum back into your own mouth. I’m 20 years old and I haven’t yet dared to taste my own “business” after masturbating, so barebacking and licking it out of someone’s butt is going to be a long way off.
I have a huge request of you, dear reader. I want you to please comment any rimming experiences that you’ve had. If you need to do so anonymously, then post anonymously, but I think it’s important that people aren’t grossed out by trying new things sexually, even if it turns out certain acts aren’t for them. The goal is to get people to start trying new things in bed, because as of late I have heard way too many stories of friends who, while they are having sex, just simply aren’t being satisfied. There’s simply not enough time to be having bad sex!
Liam Reed: 1987 model, runs fairly well, few dents, starts in cold weather, no baggage, loves flea markets and canned soup. Send all hate mail, love mail, and sexual advances to withtongue@gmail.com
Comments
Anonymous (not Steven Velasquez) (Anonymous (not Steven Velasquez)) says:
(Posted September 28th, 2008 at 5:17 pm)
I completely agree with this blog entry and I am very pleased that you decided to expose the topic.
I am a big supporter of the act and enjoy playing both roles.
-Anonymous
Cody (Cody) says:
(Posted September 28th, 2008 at 5:26 pm)
I definitely agree with you, Liam:
“I think it’s important that people aren’t grossed out by trying new things sexually, even if it turns out certain acts aren’t for them.”
Hmm.. I have definitely been trying some new things lately and although I didn’t necessarily know if I would like them, I decided to give them a try. And it always turned out to be enjoyable. Giving or receiving a rim job is pretty amazing. One of the best things about rimming, among other activities one can do with ones mouth and tongue, is how turned on I get seeing/hearing them being pleasured, almost euphorically.
Now if I could just get you to try…
Mike Consalvo (Mike Consalvo) says:
(Posted September 28th, 2008 at 5:44 pm)
I was listening to Drex (most of the time his show sucks. Sometimes its good. This was an interesting and good segment) and they were discussing how the in thing is straight males trying some anal stimulation.
I’ve been rimmed and hell yeah it feels good. I still can’t get past me rimming as it can be gross especially if a guy dirty or stinky in his downtown region.
Rogue (Rogue) says:
(Posted September 28th, 2008 at 11:03 pm)
i definitely enjoy having my asshole licked, but at the same time i can understand why people would be afraid of it. last thing i want is to taste shit if i am licking some guys ass….my ass is clean 99.9% of the time so i have no problem letting a guy do that and they dont either cuz they know they can eat a whole dinner off my ass and still not get poopie/bacteria caught up in there. i dont trust some people though…as much as id love to rim some guys i just dont know how clean they are….others though….i know its clean.
best rimming experience……
i had been drinking with my ex and so he was in the mood to try new things…one of them being rimming….i was unaware of this and what i thought would be a regular 69 routine ended up with me on top of him sucking him off and him licking my ass…..story ends when i came in a matter of seconds once i felt that tongue.
post script….i came a total of 6 times that night…during that one session…pretty sweet.
-Rogue-
Moral of the story: lick an ass and have your ass licked….
The Only Girl Who Will Admit It....You Know Who (The Only Girl Who Will Admit It....You Know Who) says:
(Posted September 29th, 2008 at 12:07 pm)
Well I have both received and given. I must admit that giving a rim job was not that taboo to me. I didnt even really think twice about it, beyond the whole making sure everything was tidy. The act was completely fine. And I use “fine” because it was neither exceptional nor grotesque. My fella enjoyed it immensely though, which was enough for me to enjoy it as well.
When it was my turn, however, I hardly felt any stimulation at all. This confused me since I have had anal sex and that was QUITE enjoyable. So what was the difference…..? I now realize it was probably just that my partner was not particularly talented. So while I am not as enthusiastic as other bloggers, I still have hope! And I would definitely be up for another go.
Liamz (Liamz) says:
(Posted September 29th, 2008 at 7:04 pm)
You guys are all fantastic. I love you all. And I’m sorry that my dear woman friend here didn’t enjoy it as much as everyone else seemed to, but maybe I can help you out sometime 
Mike (Mike) says:
(Posted September 29th, 2008 at 10:56 pm)
All I’ll say is before rimming, I never - ever - squirmed with more delight. Intoxicating.
Mike (Mike) says:
(Posted September 29th, 2008 at 10:58 pm)
BTW (re: your bio) - the ONLY fortune 500 to go up today was Campbell’s soup. Thought you should know.
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Lyndiddy (Lyndiddy) says:
(Posted September 28th, 2008 at 5:11 pm)
Oh rimming…my favorite pass time. It’s the kind of act which elisits a unique reaction in a partner. The only thing better than the pleasure that comes with being tongue deep in someone you care about (or brief fling) is feeling their body squirm as they’re washed over by a sensation that many times they’ve never experienced before.
I remember my first time diving in, it was actually my first time being intimate with a guy. I’d seen my fair share of porn and rimming was always one of my favorite acts. The funny part is I think I enjoyed it more than he did that time, but as I went for it more often with different partners over time I got better at it and we were at least equal. For me, rimming is part of the package with a blowjob, as much as teabagging and any other kind of tongue play you wanna have down there.
I make it my business to go there whenever possible and people are always initally surprised and then magnificently euphoric. I suppose unfortunately, I have only been on the recieving end once with a long time partner and he only ventured for about a minute. I’m still reserving judgment for someone who’s going to put in a bit more effort. Let’s hope that day comes soon.
I have to whole heartedly second our fantastic blogger’s sentiments and encourage everone to give it a go.