A week ago I left Vienna. Leaving my friends was one of the hardest things I have had to do lately and I cannot wait to see them again, however for the past week I have been seeing a good deal of Denmark and Germany. Denmark is beautiful and is home to my new home away from home, Legoland. Did you know Legos are Danish? You probably did, but you don’t have to rub it in my face, ok?
Austria, Germany, Denmark, they all bring something to the table that needs to be discussed, something that I know has been going through your mind for quite some time now: lack of circumcision. It’s kind of interesting, the first time I ever saw one that wasn’t circumcised, I actually laughed out loud. All that extra skin and did it really have a use? I had to play around with it a bit to find out and while it didn’t really do anything for me, god dammit did I not wish I had one myself.
This article is a call to arms against circumcision. They have so many uses! I can think of about … well one right now! And it’s a great one! Less lube! I really hate lube. I’m pretty sure everyone has their own favorite lube because it seems that there is only one that is usually worth working with while the rest leave you feeling, to be blunt, oily, slimy, and worst of all, when on the receiving end, squishy. Squishy is by far a feeling that no one should ever need to associate with sex.
As I write this I’m having a conversation about the same topic with my boyfriend. Are you aware that a circumcision costs 450 bucks? This is, of course, if his mom knows what she’s talking about, and I’m pretty sure that she does. So if you think about it, a circumcision is not only going to cost you money when you have it chopped off, but it’s going to cost your son years upon years of lube fees, providing he isn’t a total heifer who sits on his ass playing World of Warcraft all day.
Hm. I should stop talking to him now. He’s going on about something called a reflexive clench and I’m really more interested in this cut vs. uncut debate. A lot of people consider it unclean to be uncut, but it’s simply not true. All of Europe can’t possibly be unclean, right? And if they are, it doesn’t seem like it’s really affecting their social lives.
Doin’ It Well actually already tackled this subject in their article that you can find here:
http://the217.com/articles/view/turtleneck_or_crew
I just wanted to bring it up again because for some reason traveling through Denmark and seeing the home of fairy tale king Hans Christian Anderson apparently inspires thoughts of circumcision. But seriously, 450 dollars? I could get a new tattoo for that.
I guess the only thing really worth saying here is don’t knock it ‘til you tried it. Just don’t laugh. They apparently don’t think it’s as funny as you do.
Han Christian Anderson, author of The Ugly Duckling and The Little Mermaid, was probably not circumcised, but I really can’t back that up.
Liam Reed: 1987 model, runs fairly well, few dents, starts in cold weather, no baggage, loves flea markets and canned soup. Send all hate mail, love mail, and sexual advances to withtongue@gmail.com
Comments
Sarah (Sarah) says:
(Posted July 7th, 2008 at 3:43 pm)
I didn’t know Legos were Danish and I obviously gleaned nothing from the rest of this blog.
Liamz (Liamz) says:
(Posted July 7th, 2008 at 4:05 pm)
Woof, I promise I’ll write about more interesting things than H.C. in the future, but as of late I’ve been quite busy what with constantly moving and not living in a country for more than a few days at a time. Back soon.
Sarah (Sarah) says:
(Posted July 7th, 2008 at 4:34 pm)
I was just joking. It was more a joke in spite of myself than about your blog, anywho.
Mike Consalvo (Mike Consalvo) says:
(Posted July 7th, 2008 at 7:52 pm)
Uncut cocks are kinda creepy. I have to be honest though, I was actual with a guy who was uncut but actually did not know it until he told me a year later. How can that be, you say? Well, it was dark. And I gave him a blow job. Only I could be with somebody who was cut and not know it.
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Mary Z. (Mary Z.) says:
(Posted July 7th, 2008 at 11:25 am)
They confuse me.