President Bush is no longer in office, time for some changes. Everything is gonna be different from now on! No more speeches that make us wonder if the President has been drinking. No more embarrassing moments in front of foreign diplomats. No more waving goodbye and hitting his head on the helicopter door……………….. oh shit.
While I can’t believe this was on the main page of CNN.com, it does prove that Obama is human and that not only George Bush can make a fool of himself. Believe it or not America, Barack Obama can fuck up sometimes.
I started working at a new job last week at the History, Philosophy and Newspaper Library. I’m pretty sure the only people who use our stockpiles of microfilm are the people trying to prove some elaborate government plot against the people of the United States.
Conspiracy theories, you know, that kind of stuff.
I’ve never been too big of a fan of conspiracy theories. Perhaps because I’m not a crackpot and am not easily convinced of things.
My inability to find any merit in conspiracy theories is probably why I’ve never been a huge Oliver Stone fan.
Until now.
There is one conspiracy that I can believe in. OLIVER STONE PICKED AN ACTOR WHO IS WAY TOO GOOD LOOKING TO PLAY GEORGE W. BUSH.
Let’s face it, folks, anyone with a television set as seen George Bush as a younger man. I can wholeheartedly say that George W. Bush has never, I emphatically repeat, NEVER looked as good as Josh Brolin.
Brolin may have gray hair in this movie but my god, I’ve been hooked on Josh Brolin since I first saw The Goonies when I was 8.
Like I said, I’ve never been a huge Stone fan. It’s hard for me to devote the time and attention to detail to a cinematic feature that is most likely based on completely unreliable sources. That being said, I’d like to see this movie.
To juxtapose my many sports posts… S.C. + J.B. = TRU LUV 4EVA.
I mean, come on, Babs is his stepmom. I’m getting a little fuhklempt just thinking about him.
