Dec
4
2008

Judge bans Bratz dolls, saves generations of girls from chlamydia

posted by Charlie at 12:55 pm.

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A U.S. District Court judge ordered toy company, MGA Entertainment Inc., to halt the sale of the bizarrely popular, outwardly sexual Bratz dolls. The decision is the result of a four year arbitration between MGA and Mattel in which Mattel claimed that MGA’s production of Bratz violated copyright because the dolls’ creator, Carter Bryant, originally developed the concept for the dolls while employed by Mattel.

The ruling is a big blow for MGA, who was only mere days away from releasing their latest Bratz character, 11 year old Veronica Slutsky, who came complete with a to-scale replica of a birth control compact and an anatomically correct, broken hymen.

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Get ‘em while you can.

Charlie Johnson: Charlie is a student in news/editorial journalism and fully supports changing our national anthem from "The Star-Spangled Banner" to "Go Cubs Go."

Comments

Not Mary Z (Not Mary Z) says:
(Posted December 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm)

Yeah, females who take birth control in a responsible attempt to control their reproduction are sluuuuuuuuuuuts.

The Coyote (The Coyote) says:
(Posted December 5th, 2008 at 5:28 am)

They may be sluts when they are taking them at 11. Thats a harsh word for a child though, but I digress. I bet if a female wrote this “Not Mary Z” would have not even of batted an eye at the birth control thing. Anyways, I have always wondered how these dolls managed to be created, and then last as long as they did without some form of parental outrage. What baffles me is they are being pulled over copyright instead of being pulled for straight up bad taste.

Not Mary Z (Not Mary Z) says:
(Posted December 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm)

I can guarantee you, “The Coyote,” that I will sarcastically disagree with anyone regardless of gender, sex, race, or whether or not they listen to Nickleback.

anon (anon) says:
(Posted December 5th, 2008 at 5:27 pm)

didn’t you sarcastically agree, “not mary z”? dumbass.

Greg (Greg) says:
(Posted December 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm)

no. she disagreed. dumbass.

Yay Bratz!

Elle (Elle) says:
(Posted December 7th, 2008 at 10:00 pm)

Charlie Johnson is, contrary to popular belief, a female.

Just kidding.

nikki (nikki) says:
(Posted December 8th, 2008 at 10:48 am)

Please tell me this means no more of those god-awful Bratz movies, as well…

cloe (cloe) says:
(Posted March 7th, 2009 at 7:35 am)

porque no ablais en español las bratz son super geniales¡! me encantan yo e visto todas susu peliculas y son super fashion de verdad chao

Myrtle Joyce Lagarita (Myrtle Joyce Lagarita) says:
(Posted March 11th, 2009 at 8:36 pm)

I think it’s true that the Bratz goddesses are still okay, but with religious backgrounds. Hope this helps.

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