Oct
29
2008

Jason Caffey’s Baby Mama drama

posted by Sarah at 3:27 pm.

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I might be flogged mercilessly by several men that I know for saying this but… iwasneverabullsfaninthenineties.

For Christmas in 5th grade, I asked for an Anfernee ‘Penny’ Hardaway jersey.

In my grade school days, the NBA was my jam. (Insert boomshakalaka here)

Even then, however, I knew about the philanderings of NBA players like Shawn Kemp.

Today in the Chicago Tribune, an article written about former Bulls player Jason Caffey revealed that he has 10 children with 8 women.

It seems to me that NBA players must have some sort of magical virility that other athletes lack. Perhaps it’s because their balls don’t shrink quite as much as football or baseball players do when they’re on steroids. *Shrugs*

Regardless, Caffey is now bankrupt and owes his baby mamas A LOT of money.

Needless to say, professional basketball players should probably keep their balls on the court.

By he, I mean Jason Caffey. By ‘on fire,’ I mean bankrupt.

Sarah Clemmons: My Personal Ad: A saucy, raven haired girl who rarely takes herself too seriously. Likes playing footsy and football. Inquire within.

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James Woods (James Woods) says:
(Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 6:54 pm)

HOW THE FUCK CAN IN JESUS’ HOLY NAME CAN YOU NOT BE A GOD FEARING, PATRIOTIC, CAPITALIST, RED WHITE AND BLUE LOVING, CHICAGO BULLS FAN DURING THE NINETIES. MAYBE NOT BEING A FAN NOW IS A LITTLE MORE ACCEPTABLE BECAUSE THEY’VE SUCKED FOR MANY YEARS, BUT I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR PARENTS DID A SERIOUS DISSERVICE TO THIS COUNTRY BY NOT FORCE FEEDING THE BULLS TO YOU. I HOPE MICHAEL JORDAN PISSES IN YOUR CAR.

AND YOU’RE RIGHT, YOU WILL BE FLOGGED SUFFICIENTLY AND UNNECESSARILY.

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