Dumbasses.
That’s what beauty queens are.
Not role models.
Not scholarship winners.
Dumb, gorgeous asses.
Not really a revelation to most, I know, but Miss Teen Louisiana’s arrest for ditching a $46.07 restaurant bill, forgetting her purse, going back to retrieve it, and getting busted for the marijuana inside of it, just serves to underscore, bold, and italicize what most people already know.
Hardly an isolated incident of late. Remember Tara Conner, and her teary eyed apology for using cocaine?
Or Katie Rees’ public, drunken exploration of her sexuality?
Is that her talent?
Or, Caitlin Upton’s unfathomably vapid answer to Mario Lopez’s query about why 1/5 of Americans can’t identify the U.S. on a world map.
You would think she would know the answer, she’s obviously part of that 1/5.
Oh, and I’m forgetting Kamari Fulbright, who was arrested for torture.
Beauty queens are beauty queens because they are beautiful, not because they are intelligent, thoughtful, poised, or talented–in fact, their recent track record has shown that they are the antithesis of all of these things.
So no, I don’t care about your solution to the global oil crisis Miss Teen Wherever the Fuck. Go put on a swimsuit.
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Charlie Johnson: Charlie is a student in news/editorial journalism and fully supports changing our national anthem from "The Star-Spangled Banner" to "Go Cubs Go."
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Charlie is a student in news/editorial journalism and fully supports changing our national anthem from "The Star-Spangled Banner" to "Go Cubs Go."