22
2008
Philly sports fans vs. cowbells: Battle for irritation superiority
posted by Charlie at 3:07 pm.
Brace yourself for the worst, most insufferable World Series of all time.
It’s gonna be bad.
Real bad.
Palin family baby names bad.
And not because of the actual games. In fact, the games will probably be great. A veteran Phillies team that has been smelling a World Series for the last couple seasons matches up perfectly against the young, mohawked, “worst to first” Rays. The Series, in fact, might be one for the ages.
It’s the fans that are gonna get you.
In the red corner, we have the all time reigning champions of douchebaggery, Philadelphia sports fans!
City of brotherly love
They’re mean, they’re fat, they boo Santa Claus!
And in the blue corner, we have the die-hard, come if they lose, doggedly determined Tampa Bay Rays fans!
Who does Cooperstown play for?
They ring cowbells with reckless abandon whether they’re hitting or fielding (they’re not sure which is which)!
To read more about the notoriously drunken idiocy of the Philly fanatic, or the fair weather baseball ineptitude of your standard issue Tampa fan, click the links above.
The prescription for this World Series? Not more cowbell…just competent Chicago baseball teams.
Charlie Johnson: Charlie is a student in news/editorial journalism and fully supports changing our national anthem from "The Star-Spangled Banner" to "Go Cubs Go."
Comments
Add your comment
the217
Sections
Buzz Magazine
Charlie Johnson
Charlie is a student in news/editorial journalism and fully supports changing our national anthem from "The Star-Spangled Banner" to "Go Cubs Go."
Sarah (Sarah) says:
(Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 4:37 pm)
In the words of Phillies fans…”WHY CAN’T US?”