A picture of Ortonian proportions

posted by Sarah at 10:12 pm.

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I’m going to make this short and sweet: Kyle Orton owns some semblance of a suit.

Yes…beastly, savage, animalistic, feral, brutish, Jack Daniels chugging Kyle Orton has worn a tie at some point in his life.

Kyle Orton, I (apparently) barely knew thee

It may or may not have been at his brother’s best friend’s sister’s ex-stepfather’s wedding but Kyle ‘Purdon’t’ Orton once wore something that wasn’t a cut-off Gold’s Gym t-shirt.

Who knew an Express for Men tie, wine glass and a pair of aviators could do so much for a man

Kudos, Kyle Orton. You have changed my life forever and for the better.

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