There are times in which I really do wonder about certain hypothetical conundrums on the subject of Kanye West. Luckily Mr. West in an interview with DETAILS magazine decided to let us know all the answers to the questions that baffled us. I don’t even need to try and make fun of him, he does a far superior job whenever he references his own life.
Simply to name a few of these conundrums:
Is he really the greatest?
• “Put this in the magazine: There’s nothing more to be said about music. I’m the f–king end-all, be-all of music.”
Has he really lost his marbles?
• “Oh my God, I’m one of the greatest rappers in the world. I’ll get on a track and completely ee-nihilate that track, I’ll eat it and rip it in half. I wouldn’t have to think of it.”
Is it really the case he lacks a filter between what goes on in his brain and what comes out of his mouth?
• “I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like Cyclops when he puts his glasses on.”
Since the Bonnaroo fiasco of last summer I can no longer believe anything Kanye decides to say. Anytime Mr. West speaks, it seems to be the case that he somehow regurgitated his lobster bisque and Kobe beef fillet right onto my intelligence and common sense.
“People ask me a lot about my drive,” he says. “I think it comes from, like, having a sexual addiction at a really young age. Look at the drive that people have to get sex—to dress like this and get a haircut and be in the club in the freezing cold at 3 a.m., the places they go to pick up a girl. If you can focus the energy into something valuable, put that into work ethic…”
Oh and his sexual addiction as a young person? This was it:
Super Mario Bros.: The Penis Remix in the seventh grade:
“My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I’m 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You’d have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, ’cause the penis, y’know, had little feet and eyes.”
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cartmann (cartmann) says:
(Posted May 27th, 2009 at 12:35 pm)
I wonder does he like fish sticks?
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kevin (kevin) says:
(Posted February 21st, 2009 at 2:41 am)
…hiiillarrious…
the guy’s nuts….nuts about penises!..and nuts!