As much as Joe Lamberson likes to convince people it’s not true, my sister is getting married on June 14th. As a result, my blog will, for the next week, be dedicated to talk of my vacation in South Carolina. For the next week, enjoy: Hot Town: Summer in Bluffton.
As my parents and I made the incredibly long journey down to Hilton Head Island in South Carolina, I woke up from my day long hibernation to find that the temperature was 105 degrees. 1-0-5 de-grees. If you’re new on the planet, that’s pretty hot. Especially with 84% humidity.
If you haven’t been to South Kakalaki in summer, the humidity is like Illinois’ humidity plus the feeling that you’re just sitting with your face directly above a pot of boiling water. Sounds nice, doesn’t it?
Despite all this, I’m not complaining. The condo I’m staying at is two blocks from the beach and I have access to 3 pools. I hope to come back a bronzed, beach babe that is unrecognizable to Illinoisan eyes.
The likelihood of this actually happening is as small as Dakota Fanning not growing up to be a coke addict but you never know, she could really push through.
I’ll be filling C-U in on all the hot wedding action and hopefully you’ll find the stories about my family and the crazy locals funny. Until then, I’m off to the beach to run in slow motion in a red swimsuit…
Sarah Clemmons: My Personal Ad: A saucy, raven haired girl who rarely takes herself too seriously. Likes playing footsy and football. Inquire within.
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Mary Z (Mary Z) says:
(Posted June 10th, 2008 at 3:29 pm)
yes yes, Water Closet, as we like to call her.
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Jon Hansen (Jon Hansen) says:
(Posted June 10th, 2008 at 9:55 am)
Off to the beach to run in slow motion? ….. WC living up to your name.