Requirements for a standard Corporate America Valentine’s Day:

1. A Valentine.
(Check.)

2. Roses.
(I like these better.)

3. Chocolates.
(I used leftover wrappers to make a card.)

4. A fancy dinner.
( Or, in my case, a plate of foreign cheeses.)

I guess we’re not very good at this standardization thing.
But, when gnocchi’s involved, who cares?

Too much cheese.

You know you’re dating a photographer when your only pictures of each other look like this:

Maritime.

Someone’s not a Maritime fan.

Someone else is.
(They rocked out so hard that they lost a shoe.)

Don’t leave your phone in a random bathroom for a long period of time. Strangers will tear it apart and put it in the sink.

UC Hip-Hop party.

One of these things is not like the others.

Beard or brillo pad?

Optical Illusions.
(Stop making a JuicyCampus thread. They’re not making out.)

Muzak room

I can’t tell which one is related to Otto.

Stegasnorris.

Cartoon > Autograph

goodnight.

(FYI - lots of pics, so it’s running a tiny bit slow)

joe’s bash.

I don’t think I was encouraged to pee in this bathroom.
(Take that, segregation.)

Ladies urinate.
Gentlemen wait in the shower.

I bet this is what M.I.A.’s home looks like

I have well-hydrated friends.

Do it.

Happy Birthday, Hannah.

Welcome to Neon Nation.

“I see a Mansard Roof through the trees”

Like “Waiting for Tonight,” but better.