I want a fucking gigantic breakfast (with a ton of these pancakes) so bad right now. [Recipe of the Week]

I gotta see more movies with Hallie. [There Will Be Disappointment]

New feature in the music section. Our staff digs it. Do you? [What We’re Into]

Matt Fender got creative…and it scared the shit out of me. (See if you’re brave enough to scroll all the way down to see the photo he made, and tell me about it, since I’m curious but freaked out.) [He Said, He Said]

My favorite articles of today’s issue:

This sounds fantastic. Too bad I just ate enough tater tots to feed a tiny elementary school army. [Recipe of the Week]
I finally wrote something! [What We’re Into]
Mmmm. Martinis. [Keeping Up With Boltini]
I absolutely love the opening sentence of this article for its blatant truth. (It’s after the italicized section) [Omega Moos: Interview with Brendan Bayliss]