I Could Have Sworn One Of The N’s In CNN Stood For News.

posted by Carlye at 3:37 pm.

Most Popular news stories on CNN, 3/22:

1. Pregnant woman tortured to death. (Obviously. She’s growing a baby inside of her! Do you have any idea how awful that must feel?)

2. Obama adviser’s firm part of probe

3. Jamie Lee Curtis shows skin. (From all the rumors I’ve heard, this is NOT something I want to check out.)

4. Cornflake sells for $1,350. ( The flake is shaped like Illinois. Waaaahoooo. “How bored do you have to be at breakfast to notice that?” — Donald.)

Carlye Wisel: if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.

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