Everybody calm down.
The real crime with Spitzer isn’t that the dude was paying for sex. It’s that his wife is totally cute.
Look at her. I mean, if she was wrinkly or had boobs down to her thighs or also had a weiner, I’d understand that he needed to put his problems elsewhere, if you know what I mean. But c’mon! She’s a babe, especially standing next to him, since he looks like a Keebler Elf.
But really, what’s the big deal if the dude needed to look at a pair of boobs that he hasn’t been staring at for the past 21 years? With so many people having cheated for that very reason, it’s unfair to force him to resign, even if it is illegal. If you really look at it, he was being responsible. Sure, it was irresponsible to cheat, but he was responsible in his irresponsibility.
She wasn’t his secretary, co-worker, a lobbyist (cough cough), a friend of his daughter’s, a child, a little boy or a congressional page (or both). He went to a high class prostitution ring because they would 1. keep quiet and 2. not give him a disease, and well, 3. were probably really hot. But, he practiced safe, discreet sex and is being asked to resign, when Hugh Grant, who practically begged for syphilis with his ‘tute encounter, still has girls fawning over him in “Love, Actually.”
UPDATE: Ha. Apparently, great minds think alike.
Carlye Wisel: if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.
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if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.