Go Suck A Cochrane.

posted by Carlye at 11:34 pm.

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Happy Unofficial, kids.

I didn’t partake in any festivities today. But, I am getting my lowdown on it from the News-Gazette, which is informative, but oh so pathetic on my part.

According to them, as of 7:15 pm, no one had been taken to the hospital for “overindulgence.”

…What?
Are you kidding me?

Now, my first thought was, “Good job guys! Way to not be idiots!” But, then I realized…does this mean that our school’s big huge drunken festival party holiday is…tame? More people most likely go to the ER on a Sunday night on average compared to this, I bet.

Could Unofficial be officially harmless?