Just got this in my inbox:
“The Jewish Federation of Metropolitan Chicago is pleased to announce that the Marvin S. Corwin Scholarship Fund will be available for the 2008-2009 academic year. Awards total approximately $8000 annually in amounts ranging from $2000 to $6000.
To be eligible a student must:
Be Jewish
Be enrolled full-time at the College of Communications, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Be domiciled in the Chicago metropolitan community
Demonstrate career promise”
Yes…Yes…Yes…Yes! I’m all four!
I’m always shut out because I’m not interested in newspapers or because I’m not a different skin color or a total fucking genius, but this one works perfectly. The only way this scholarship could be a better fit is if they paid in cheese fries and concert tickets instead of sweet cash money.
Carlye Wisel: if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.
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zack t bloom (zack t bloom) says:
(Posted January 30th, 2008 at 3:14 pm)
what don’t you get in your “inbox” ohh snap
zack t bloom (zack t bloom) says:
(Posted January 30th, 2008 at 3:14 pm)
what don’t you get in your “inbox” carlye ohh snap
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if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.
Roseanne (Roseanne) says:
(Posted January 30th, 2008 at 12:45 pm)
hahahahaha i just got this in my inbox, and instantly thought of you.