NOOOOOOOO!!!
How could this happen?
How could we let John Edwards pull out of the presidential race?
I hate you, stupid Americans. Do you really think “change” is going to fix this country? What we needed was a hot fucking president to make other foreign leaders weak at the knees, and we let him slip through our fingers like gorgeous putty. We need looks and charm to flirt other countries into siding with us while keeping all the crazy racist hicks from the south under control. Only Edwards could make trailer trash swoon and Ahmadinejad weak in the knees with his beautiful side-swooped hair, glittering eyes and entrancing smile.
This is tragedy. Fuck this. I’m moving to London.
Carlye Wisel: if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.
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Nikki (Nikki) says:
(Posted January 30th, 2008 at 3:37 pm)
You know… I never thought he was all that good looking. For some reason, he’s always reminded me of the creepy gym teacher in all those Lifetime movies of the week.
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if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.
Curb Service (Curb Service) says:
(Posted January 30th, 2008 at 3:20 pm)
maybe if he had a beard……