A chat with an ex.
dan: I watch pee wees big adventure like 80 times
me: you’re a loser
dan: :O( that hurts
Everyone has their quirks remember?
me: haha
thats just a cute word for “i dont want to tell you you’re weird to your face”
dan: Well I guess you think I’m weird and I think you’re weird
me: that’s fine
im alright with that
dan: And that’s why we can be so cordial
me: wonderful
I may be too honest, but come on, deep down we all know “You’re just quirky” is code for “I have no idea what the fuck goes on in your mind, but I think you’re physically attractive, so I’ll keep my mouth shut.”
Carlye Wisel: if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.
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Carlye Wisel
if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.