i go to espresso royale in urbana every chance i can get, but today, it was different.
today, when i received my drink, the guy at the counter pushed my money back to me and said, “don’t worry about it.”
i think it might be because i look homeless with my super-sized enormo red scarf, or maybe holiday cheer just hit early this year. i’ve always assumed that it’s pretty people who get free drinks (usually with vodka or a bonus roofie in them), so unless the dude had a thing for gigantic hair that rivaled that of Elaine’s on Seinfeld, that’s ruled out.
regardless, i spilled it all over my white shirt.
sometimes, you just can’t win.
Carlye Wisel: if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.
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if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.