Outdone by a friend:
Mike: The cute girl from my high school was working at the deli. I dont think i’d ever talked to her.
Me: Did you schmear her bagel?
Mike: She actually just matzohed my balls.
Touche.
Carlye Wisel: if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.
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