You know what it’s like to flip through someone’s sick Facebook album, glancing at someone’s pictures of hot girls, free drinks, celebrities, and other crazy shit that makes you think, “Jeez, I wish I was there!”?
That’s nothing like this.
Welcome to Awkward City, where I take you through the bizarre, uncomfortable, condescending and bluntly honest life i lead. For every time you do so something stupid (say, dropping your pulled pork sandwich in the dorm cafeteria), something dumber and even more pathetic happen to me (say, mistakenly telling Ryan Adams to his face that Billy Corgan’s show will be better than his.)
Enjoy your stay, friends. I’ll leave you with this; a Gmail away message quote from one of my sad co-workers who we will call…”sad co-worker”:
when you’re gone, the pieces of my heart are missing you
There’s a lot more crazy where that came from, too.
Awkward as always,
Carlye
Carlye Wisel: if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.
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if sarah silverman, stacy london, buster bluth and ari gold had a love child, it would be me.