Fable II is out this week. Nothing else on this list is important, but you can read through it anyway.
For Consoles
Fable II | 360 | 360 Limited Edition
It’s here! It’s here! Yay!!! This is probably the game I’ve most been looking forward to all year long, and I don’t think I’m alone. In Fable II, you guide your character from childhood into adulthood, following your choice of the “good” path, the “evil” path, or somewhere in between in an extremely open world. Thank god I’m on vacation next week…
Guitar Hero World Tour | Band Kits: PS3 | 360 | Wii
Guitar Kit: PS3 | 360 | Wii | PS2
Stand-alone: PS3 | 360 |Wii | PS2
So I guess Guitar Hero is steadily morphing into Rockband. Featuring an all new playlist, and the addition of drums and vocals, World Tour ought to keep you busy for awhile. The Band Kit bundle comes with the game, Wireless Guitar Controller, Wireless Drum Controller, and Microphone. What makes the whole thing worth it? Being able to play La Bamba this time around.
Wii Music | Wii
And here we have a game for those who find Guitar Hero too hard. Eliminating pesky things like “winning” and the need to have any amount of “skill”, Wii Music is more a toy than a game. Still, if you like to improv your musical stylings (or you have no real sense of rhythm and just don’t want to feel inadequate at music games anymore), go for it. If nothing else, it should make a cute party game. Failing wildly is always fun.
Dance Dance Revolution Universe | 360
Or, if you’d rather dance instead, the new DDR game is coming to the 360.
Far Cry 2 | 360 | PS3
Roam the jungles and savannahs of Africa, where you are caught between two rival factions at war. This first person shooter gives you access to a 50 km square area to run around in, oodles of weapons, and the ability to use the African wildlife to your advantage (or just blow it up, I suppose…).
Bioshock | PS3
PS3 owners can finally take a trip to Rapture and meet those freaky Little Sisters face to face. I’m not a huge fan of shooters in general, but Bioshock kicks ass. Would you kindly go and pick up a copy?
The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon | PS3 | 360 | Wii | PS2
Also available on: Nintendo DS
In the final installment in the Legend of Spyro trilogy, Spyron and Cinder awaken three years in the future, and must face the Dark Master, Malefor and save the Dragon World.
Legendary | PS3 | 360
When a thief named Deckard is hired to steal an ancient artifact, he unwittingly triggers a war between man and myth. A fantasy shooter title, in Legendary you battle gryphons, werewolves, and all manner of other creatures as they invade the modern world.
Midnight Club: Los Angeles | PS3 | 360
Also available on: PSP
The fifth in the series, Midnight Club: LA boasts the biggest open world of the franchise, and gives players the opportunity to drive, race, and explore to their hearts’ content.
Spiderman: Web of Shadows | PS3 | 360 | Wii | PS2
Also available on: Nintendo DS | PSP
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows, the game is set in an apocalyptic vision of New York City. Following a symbiote invasion, you can switch between the red and black Spider-Man suits, choose to ally with Marvel’s heroes or villains and decide what missions to undertake to save the city.
Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 2 | Wii
Based on the popular Naruto anime, Clash of Ninja Revolution 2 is a fighting game that expands upon the series with an original storyline. While I love Naruto, these games are getting a little repetitive at this point. Call me when they get to Naruto Shippuden
Eternal Sonata | 360
Released for the 360 a long while back, Eternal Sonata is now coming to the PS3. An music-themed RPG centered on the life of the composer Chopin, the story takes place in a world dreamed by Chopin in his last hours.
Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader: Make the Grade | Wii | PS2
Also available on: Nintendo DS
Test you knowledge and see if you can remember any of that useless junk you learned waaaaay back in fifth grade. Based on the TV show, the game features over 6000 questions in 23 categories.
Backyard Football | Wii | PS2
Backyard Football returns for a 7th season with more pro players, exciting new features, and better game play than ever before. Backyard Football 2009 offers 7 on 7 teams with wild arcade style power moves and comes loaded with current NFL Superstars as kids.
SpongeBob SquarePants featuring NickToons: Globs of Doom | Wii | PS2
Also available on: Nintendo DS
In the latest from Nickelodeon, SpongeBob teams up with other NickToon characters to battle the evil space villain Globulous.
Jillian Michaels Fitness Ultimatum 2009 | Wii
Celebrity fitness trainer? Check. Wii Balance Board support? Check. Attempting to market the Wii as exercise equipment yet again? Check.
Carnival Games: Mini Golf | Wii
Another freaking golf game for Wii. Do we have enough yet? Seriously, do we?
Circus Games | Wii
Well, if we don’t have enough golf games, we certainly don’t have enough mini-game collections yet, either.
Monopoly | PS3 | 360 | Wii | PS2
Just like the board game, only… you know… more digital, ‘n stuff. My question here is does this game actually have an end? I don’t think I have ever managed to finish a game of Monopoly…
Build-A-Bear Workshop: A Friend Fur All Seasons | Wii
Join Bearemy and Pawlette Coufur on a whole new Build-A-Bear Workshop adventure. As you sail around in the FRIEND-SHIP, you can compete in fun mini-games, exciting activities and take side trips. There is fun for the entire family. Play together in the multiplayer mode and compete in the 20 various mini-games.
Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp | Wii
Also available on: Nintendo DS
Play as Barbie in this role-playing game. Head off to Riding Camp and develop riding skills, perform a variety of horse care tasks, explore and go on adventures.
High School Musical 3: Senior Year | Wii
Also available on: Nintendo DS
I refuse to say anything about this game, just on principle.
Rock University Presents: The Naked Brothers Band The Video Game | Wii | PS2
Also available on: Nintendo DS
Band Manager Cooper has secured a nationwide tour for the Naked Brothers Band. Now is your chance to live the rock superstar life of the Naked Brothers Band and perform the band’s greatest hits! You can sing, play instruments, control the stage show and capture the perfect videos to promote the band!
Dancing with the Stars: Get Your Dance On! | Wii
Also available on: Nintendo DS
Seize your moment of glory in the battle of the ballroom with more stars, more dances, and more intense competition. Turn it on and dance as all of your favorite couples from past seasons as you dance your way to King & Queen of the Ballroom.
New on WiiWare
Tetris Party (1200 Wii Points)
A new take on Tetris with both single and multi-player variations. It even has a Balance Board mode.
The Incredible Maze (500 Wii Points)
Use the Wii Remote to navigate a maze, avaoid traps, and make it out alive.
For Handhelds
Star Ocean: First Departure | PSP
Finally, the PSP gets a decent new (well, new-ish… it’s actually a remake) game. For the first time, the original installment of the Star Ocean series is available here in the U.S. First Departure chronicles mankind’s journey into space as the crew of a Terran Federation ship arrives on the planet Roak and must work together to unravel a mystery and halt a galactic war.
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia | Nintendo DS
The Castlevania series is back on the Nintendo DS. This time you play as a member of the Ecclesia, an organization that has sworn to defeat the evil forces of Dracula. Featuring a new Glyph attack system and 20 explorable areas, you must hunt down the evil count and end his reign of terror.
Tornado | Nintendo DS
Join forces with Toki and the other members of the Cosmic Cleaners in Tornado. Help them restore all of Earth’s buildings, vehicles, inhabitants and other obscure objects that have been stolen by the envious Prince using his mischievous “Black Hole Device.”
Mechanic Master | Nintendo DS
In this puzzle game, you must rid the Earth of alien invaders by creating contraptions and keeping mechanical devices in motion.
Master of the Monster Lair | Nintendo DS
An RPG geared toward younger players, the quiet town of South Arc is about to have some monster trouble. As a young lad off in search of your calling, you stumble across a talking shovel. The verbose tool forcibly binds you to the task of digging a dungeon on the outskirts of South Arc, hoping to bait and trap the scrounging monsters.
Candy Factory | Nintendo DS
In this puzzle-action game, players take the role of a factory-manager working for Candace or Colin Kane, two hard working and friendly candy makers. Join Candi and Colin on their quest to fix up the factory in order to make their way to the Candy Cup Championships.
Ener-G Gym Rockets | Nintendo DS
Yet another sim game for DS. This time around, you get to pretend to be a gymnast working her way to the Olympics. I’m not quite sure where the rockets come into the whole thing…
Ener-G Horse Rider | Nintendo DS
You play Sue, a horse rider who has just arrived at her uncle¿s horse farm. Nurture, train, and compete with your horses. Pay special attention to your horse - the stronger your relationship is and the better it is trained, the more chance you have to win races. Live a great adventure where you’ll discover & save wild horses.
Ener-G Dance Squad | Nintendo DS
Play as a passionate girl who is ready to work as hard as it takes to become a world champion of modern dance. With the help of an eccentric coach and his charming son, learn new skills and reveal your full potential as a dancer.
Nikki Blight: is still trying to find that damn princess... when she's not writing fresh code for the217.com.
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