Alright, Ubisoft has hit a new low, even for them. And before you ask, no this is not a Photoshop job gone horribly wrong… it’s real cover art for a real game.
Imagine: Party Babyz (Why, God? Why?) is coming in late October. Personally, I think the entire Imagine series is pretty god-awful, but this is a whole new level of stupid.
Like essentially the whole series, Party Babyz is little more than a collection of themed mini-games. This set includes such favorites as Red Light, Green Light, and one wherein you must feed your baby as many bottles as possible within the time limit (Overfeed the Baby?).
And of course you will be able to customize your baby, GATTACA-style.
Ubisoft, please just do us all a favor and go back to working on Beyond Good & Evil 2… before your developers finally crack and kill themselves. Seriously, do you guys just sit around playing Mad Libs to come up with these games?
Nikki Blight: is still trying to find that damn princess... when she's not writing fresh code for the217.com.
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nikki (nikki) says:
(Posted September 25th, 2008 at 9:30 am)
It boggles the mind. Even more bizarre is that there are people out there who actually spend money on things like this.
Kzmet (Kzmet) says:
(Posted September 25th, 2008 at 12:35 pm)
I guess I actually meant to say ‘loss’, but I was so out of sorts after reading that I didn’t know which way was up.
Kzmet (Kzmet) says:
(Posted September 25th, 2008 at 12:37 pm)
You may want to check the list again, but I believe that this was also one of the signs of the Apocolypse.
nikki (nikki) says:
(Posted September 26th, 2008 at 10:18 am)
If this isn’t, that Hell’s Kitchen game from a couple weeks ago had to have been. Remind me again… who made that one? 
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Kzmet (Kzmet) says:
(Posted September 24th, 2008 at 1:26 pm)
Really….I’m at a lose for words on this one. I wonder who is in charge of the R&D there at UbiSoft this year. Bozo or Cookie.