Sep
23
2008

The Sims movie… is gonna suck

posted by nikki at 1:33 pm.

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Collider.com has posted an interview with John Davis, producer of the in-the-works Sims movie, and frankly, I’m not all that impressed with what he has to say on the subject (and not just because his rambling is a touch hard to understand at times).

Not that I expect a whole heck of a lot from movies based on video games, but still…

“The Sims, as you know, you can control your imaginary world, right? And our movie, a young man, a 16 year old kid of a 14 year old kid and his friend get their hands on this thing called the Sims Infinity Pack, right…”

Annnnnnnnnd freeze. Really? Can it be? The Sims Infinity Pack? Not only a gimicky and remarkably convenient plot device, but also contrived and overdone. Thumbs up, pal.

Moving on.

“… which kind of this very strange video game store which was there just for that moment, and seemingly wasn’t all that. But what they realize is that they can scan their world in, because this is the most life like, real Sims game ever. And as they are playing this they are all of a sudden realizing is what they are playing on the game is having an effect on the real world. So in effect, through the game, they are able to control their world. It’s wish fulfillment, and obviously it turns against them.”

Hey, wait… Is this starting to sound familiar to anyone else?

“Exactly. Exactly! And definitely there will be somebody coming out of the game into the real world, like “Weird Science” did.”

*face plam*

“I wanna make a Amblin-esque, really fun adventure movie…”

So now The Sims is an adventure movie. Please just stop. Seriously, just stop.

“… because I think the third act is great, because obviously there is a nemesis, and the nemesis gets his hands on the game in the third act and he’s now set up this incredible obstacle course of incredible things that you can only do through your Sims game that our heroes have to go through before the game becomes permanent and they’re forever screwed, and they have got to defeat that nemesis. So it’s got some big great fun, adventure set pieces, and whatever their imagination is creates the world.”
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This is Bob…

Yikes.

Now, I heard rumors of a Sims movie ages ago. Personally, I pictured a comedy… because god knows Sims families are more than dysfunctional enough to be absolutely hilarious.

To be honest, I had pictured the typical Sims family moving into a real world neighborhood, complete with unknown invisible force from beyond directing their every move as the “normal” neighbors look on, trying to figure out why these people feel the need to trap themselves in doorless rooms, electrocute themselves with the industrial strength bug zapper, and wet themselves on a regular basis.

The father would, of course, be played by Bob from the Enzyte commercials.

Maybe that’s just me.

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Comments

Kzmet (Kzmet) says:
(Posted September 23rd, 2008 at 3:27 pm)

….and Jesus wept.

nikki (nikki) says:
(Posted September 23rd, 2008 at 6:10 pm)

I think it’s quite possible that the blight upon gaming movies that is Uwe Boll has finally become a contagious pathogen and is spreading through Hollywood.

Kzmet (Kzmet) says:
(Posted September 24th, 2008 at 9:29 am)

The worst thing about it. It’s like all those crappy spoofs on films that are done now. Scary Movies (one threw one million), Not Another Teen Movie and all that crap. People will still pay to see it, hence the madness will never stop.

To borrow a line from Nancy Reagan, “JUST SAY NO!”

nikki (nikki) says:
(Posted September 24th, 2008 at 9:59 am)

Yeah, I miss the days when spoof movies were actually… ya know… funny.

At least with video game movies they used to TRY to stay kinda true to the game even if the end product did turn out cheesy and over-hyped. Now they just grab a popular title and write whatever the hell they want.

John (John) says:
(Posted March 25th, 2009 at 4:56 am)

I can’t believe how excited I am to see this movie. I can’t explain why I love the game. I can’t explain why telling someone, ‘I just spent the last hour sitting in a chair, watching myself sitting on a couch and watching TV’ makes me cheer.

All I want is for someone in the movie to wet themself, stand up, yell out ‘Fwah da bru BRA ja!’ and run outside to get hit by a meteor. When that happens, I will declare that reality has become just about as awesome as it can get. ‘That’s right. I spent 10 bucks to sit in a movie theater seat, watching myself sit on a chair watching myself sit on a couch watching TV.”

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