So Uwe Boll is back on the gaming news radar. And not because he’s making yet another craptastic movie based on a video game. No, this time, he’s branching out and making a video game based on his movie.
I can see only three possible outcomes to this.
1) Things will follow Uwe’s usual pattern, wherein the movie sucks and the game is a hit (unlikely, seeing as he’s involved in both)…
2) Both the movie and the game will be an abomination unto Nuggan…
3) Some sort of destructive temporal vortex will open when he decides to make a movie based on his video game based on his original movie, which launches him into a never ending cycle of movies based on games based on movies, resulting in the total annihilation of the world and all things in it.
For the more masochistic among you, here’s a link to the trailer for Uwe Boll’s 1968 Tunnel Rats.
Nikki Blight: is still trying to find that damn princess... when she's not writing fresh code for the217.com.
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nikki (nikki) says:
(Posted September 18th, 2008 at 4:48 pm)
Forget frozen. I think Hell may have just reached absolute zero.
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Kzmet (Kzmet) says:
(Posted September 18th, 2008 at 4:15 pm)
It’s official…..Hell has frozen over.