So… let’s talk about Postal. You know, Uwe Boll’s latest, movie-based-on-a-game? Specifically, let’s talk about it’s release on May 23rd.
Of course if you were actually planning to go see this one (are there still people out there who pay full price to see his films?), you might have a hard time of it. The movie will only be opening on four screens, nationwide. Yes, you read that right. Four.
As if it weren’t bad enough that Postal is opening against Indiana Jones, at this point, it might as well go straight to DVD. Boll is basically blaming everyone and everything except his own craptastic film-making for the situation. It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that he attempted to turn a mostly plotless game into a big screen political piece. Or the fact that his last (how many now?) movies have been spectacular boxoffice failures.
But what’s even funnier than Postal opening on a paltry four screens is Boll’s barely-coherant rambling on the movie’s official website.
Nikki Blight: is still trying to find that damn princess... when she's not writing fresh code for the217.com.
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